Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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