How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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