I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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