i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
