my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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