wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Randomize
