i permit you to call me
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I pour the whiskey from now on
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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