Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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