quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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