I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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