I want to stick my p in your. b.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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