I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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