He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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