But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
she told me i tasted like america
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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