Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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