I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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