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(561): View more from Florida

hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?

(407): View more from Florida

i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery

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(770): View more from Georgia

Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?

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(404): View more from Georgia

my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?

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(410): View more from Maryland

It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after

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(519): View more from Ontario

My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.

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(912): View more from Georgia

So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Shame - the story of my life.

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