Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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