If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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