his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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