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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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