Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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