I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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