come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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