"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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