how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Randomize
