there's paper in my vomit.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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