Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My legs feel like baby dolphins
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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