So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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