Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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