this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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