It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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