Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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