Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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