Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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