Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Be still, my beating vagina.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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