who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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