just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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