do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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