I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Farmville is her only friend.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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