Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Can I color on your dick again?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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