She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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