drinking out of a sandbucket again
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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