that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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