And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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