Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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