Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
and she was petting her beer can
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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