Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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