this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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