Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
That's intense
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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