So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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