I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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