it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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