Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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